For those of you who are wrestling with the ancient question of what is good and what is evil, I have simplified matters for you by drafting a list of all things purely good and all things purely evil. I can't imagine any of my readers would dispute any of this.

The Good The metric system Newspaper journalists Hans Blix Hot weather Academia Europe Jimmy Carter Newtonian mechanics Google Honorable Mention: Jesus Christ

The Bad Cold weather George W. Bush The Dallas Cowboys Corruption Microsoft